I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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