Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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