Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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