He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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