"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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