Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Can you bring me the toilet please
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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