he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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