If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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