Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
The ass gains better be worth it
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