Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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