If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
The adults are the big ones right?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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