wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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