And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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