If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
