i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
God gave him joint rollers for hands
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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