Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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