i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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