Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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