Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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