So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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