I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Mom said you looked used
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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