porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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