You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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