I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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