Umm I'm too high to move.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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