My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I have tasted many bathrooms
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