Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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