You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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