Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize