wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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