talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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