i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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