Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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