Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
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