Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Dick very happy bro
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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