fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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