He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Randomize
