Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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