hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
