Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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