hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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