I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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