People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I would ride that face into the sunset
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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