There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
