I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
this boner is exhausting
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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