You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I am mentally ready for anal.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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