i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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