he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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