love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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