I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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