xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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