Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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